Can't own waste within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have any valueless matter during living within Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to obtain a single feces inside Ohio. No waste to be found in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the capacity to possess a single garbage whilst staying in Ohio. No garbage to be found around here, unfortunately. I am lacking a single matter within Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my control to possess any waste while residing
in Ohio. No rubbish available around here, regrettably. I am unable to own any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to possess a single crap whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is
that I lack the capacity to possess any shit during residing within the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to possess the slightest bit of nonsense during living within Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain any material in the great state of Ohio.
Can't Even X in Ohio