haven't got the ability
to obtain junk inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single worthless material
during living inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't acquire even a speck of excrement in the state of. No junk available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the aptitude to obtain a single garbage during the time residing inside Ohio. No nonsense available in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am lacking any substance within OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to acquire any crap while in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to own a single shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am constrained to possess a single garbage while residing within the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to obtain the slightest bit of excrement during residing in the state of Ohio. No crap available in Ohio, sadly.
I am unable to possess the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to acquire even a single garbage while living inside Ohio. No garbage for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of material inside the great state of Ohio.
