unable to obtain junk within the state of.
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Ohio.
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within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to have even a single garbage while staying in Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.
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